"Wet Paint"

Some time last month, I accidentally touched a wet paint in the office. I RANNNNN to the toilet as fast as I can to wash it out.

And just today, first day of February. Miraculously, I did it again.

WHY O WHY?!?

Now, I think I know the reason why I had never like green.
This is it, right? This is the reason why!

Arghh.